Bachelor Recap

It is Tuesday again....

Last night was a crazy night on the bachelor.... 

Jake has lost his mind obviously.....

We were all stunned as to what he is thinking??  

Jake just what are you thinking?  

Girls with girl drama are always a red flag.  

COME ON!  Vienna sucks at life. Sad.

 

On last night's episode, Jake narrowed down his original field of 25 aspiring wives-to-be to just four (Ali, Gia, Tenley, Vienna), Which one do you think it will be?  Who's the perfect fit for Mr. Pavelka? 

That age-old, tried-and-true decision-maker tool 

is said to be the best way to 

narrow down the option pool: 

The Pros and Cons List!

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Ali, 25, is an advertising account manager from Williamstown, MA 

now living in San Francisco, CA.  Last night they visited her hometown territory.  

What a perfect way to spend a date... visiting all of her favorite San Fran places

Pros:
Sweet "all american/ girl next door" type.
Knows how to stand up for herself.
Protective of Jake.
Open about her feelings.
Interested and invested.
Smart and sassy.

Cons:
Confrontational, holds a grudge at her own expense sometimes.
Doesn't quite know when to stand down.
Doesn't trust Jake's judgement.
Sensitive.
Would make a great next- Bachelorette.
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Gia, 26, a swimsuit model from New York, NY

Pros:
Sweet and kind.
Sexy swimsuit model.
Bonded with Jake over unpopular high school days.
Great romantic chemistry & crazy big kissable lips.

Cons:
Not all that bright.

Voice kinda grinds on nerves after 2 hour episodes.
New York City girl (Jake's a country boy).
Usually goes for bad (and rich) boys.

Mom seams to be in the mafia.

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Tenley, 25, a college admissions representative from Newberg, OR

Pros:
Sweet, sunny, positive.
Open and honest.
Athletic (dancer).

Six pack, rail pole.
Kind, giving, nurturing.
Fun-loving.

Cons:
May have trust issues from infidelity in first marriage.
Too nice to keep Jake's interest for long?
She's America's sweetheart: would also make a great Bachelorette.

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Vienna, 23, a marketing representative from Sanford, FL

Pros: 

Really, really psychotically into Jake.

Overly confident and resilient.
Has best intentions in mind- looking for a daddy for her dog.
Honest.
Has a gag me with a spoon selfish nurturing side.


Cons:
Lacks tact and discretion with what she says.
Has a troubled relationship history, including teenage elopement.
Spoiled daddy's girl.
Rubs others the wrong way with competitive, confrontational, bratty attitude.

Has terrible weave.

Is a tattle tail.

Is on crack cocaine & has constant black eyes.

Wears the most horrible outfits.

Is quite slutty.

As we can all see... 
Any of the top three would be more close to a perfect match 
for Jake than VIENNA!  
Why is she still on the show?! Geaz!

Pictures & idea from Senior Writer, BuddyTV, Meghan Carlson